ruinedchildhood:

Terrifying

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One. Do not promise when you’re happy.
Two. When you are angry, do not respond.
Three. Do not decide when you’re sad.
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When the teacher starts looking at you

sodamnrelatable:

 

so you just start writing random stuff down:

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  • Leonardo DiCaprio: *names his child Oscar*
  • Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
  • Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
  • Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."



julii-wolfe:

ridexridexponyx:

if you dont like otters i dont like you

& where do the rest of us get our face hugging Otters?

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